A train driver in the south of England was heard admitting he ran a red light, and then saying on the tannoy not to tell the passengers.  Oops!

From Metro News

A plucky motorist who was pulled over by Strathclyde police, made his escape in a rather bold manner. While the police were distracted, he popped into their BMW car and made a run for it!

The car was later found abandoned, but the motorist in question was no where to be found!

Only in Glasgow eh?

From Metro News 

The way to a mans heart is through their stomach they say.  So it stands to reason that the natural route for vengeance should also be to the stomach.

A scorned wife, Jill Martin, fed her husband a really special curry for his dinner one night.  Her secret ingredient was dog excrement.  Gave it a little extra nose I would imagine.

Rumor has it she suffered years of mental abuse and after a 21 year marriage could take no more.

No doubt this couple will eventually split and go their separate ways, and probably find other partners.  Now imagine for a moment being in the mind set of Mrs Martains new beau - you definitely are going to be encouraging a lot more eating out!

Train drivers makes a goof by annoucing he ran a red light on the open tannoy

A motorist makes a run for it from the police using the police car!

A scorned wife feeds her husband a special curry, laced with dog poo. She was a little upset apparently.

Chris Evans has finally beating Jonathan Ross as radio personality of the year, including picking up the best entertainment show for his weekday show at the Sony Radio awards

Toilet bursts into flames. Where can one have peace these days?

Clever boffins in white suits have figured out a gene in our DNA that clearly signals that it will be harder for some than others to keep to a strict diet.

The BBC in their FINITE wisdom is planning on shelving this weeks DrWho if the football match broadcast before hand goes into extra time. The problem would be that it would push Dr Who too late for the young ones.

Disney opens up its door to allow gay couples to take advantage of their honeymoon packages.

Sean Connery is dithering over whether he should appear in Indiana Jones. Time to cut him off, he's had his chance.

Giant fish that has managed to live peacefully for 100 years finally gets caught. No luck!